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Áron Braunsteiner

Satire Columnist

Áron is a Senior from Slovakia (if you want the short answer). He studies Political Science and has tried to get as many minors as he could get his hands on. You might find him practicing cello at midnight in the Arts Center. If you don’t find him, he forgot, and you should let him know you’re disappointed.

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